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smile from The Lower East Side presents

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The Story Behind My Logo

This is an image that has been associated with me or characters I’ve played for the bulk of my career. It’s a still from the first film I...

Energy Converts to Mass

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Energy Converts to Mass

A short movie starring me. For more info, check the Internet Movie Database.

This clip makes me want to punch Russell Crowe square in the face

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This clip makes me want to punch Russell Crowe square in the face

"Hey kids! Don't my breasts look great when I squeeze them together like this?!"

The Latest

Who’s Rihanna?

13 hours ago

Who’s Rihanna?

Do you know any Rihanna songs? — smile

Electric Avenue

Sep 15

Electric Avenue

Electric Avenue is a street located in the Brixton neighborhood of London and is called that because it was one of the first streets in...

At the 2024 New York Asian Film Festival — smile

Jul 14

At the 2024 New York Asian Film Festival — smile

At the 2024 New York Asian Film Festival — smile

Love Is The Drug

Jul 13

Love Is The Drug

Might as well dedicate this one to Dr. Ruth, RIP — smile

Is this like shuffle play on my laserdisc player?

Jul 12

Is this like shuffle play on my laserdisc player?

Seeing Eno, a new, generated on the fly documentary that's different every time (or day? I'm not entirely sure) — smile

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Yo, @RegalMovies don’t you think you’re taking these powered interactive seats a little too far? I know it was an extra cash grab for #Twisters, but who thought it was a good idea to present #ItEndsWithUsMovie in a theater with Buttkicker Recliners?!? — smile

Yo, @RegalMovies don’t you think you’re taking these powered interactive seats a little too far? I know it was an extra cash grab for #Twisters, but who thought it was a good idea to present #ItEndsWithUsMovie in a theater with Buttkicker Recliners?!? — smile

The latest episode in the continuing saga of #AMCsucks — smile

The latest episode in the continuing saga of #AMCsucks — smile

Man, #Deadpool & #Wolverine is really popular! My mother even saw it before I did — smile

Man, #Deadpool & #Wolverine is really popular! My mother even saw it before I did — smile

Why pay extra for 4DX when you can go to the @QuadCinema on July 27 and see #TheRockyHorrorPictureShow 🧟‍♂️ with a live shadowcast by @DoubleFeatureNYC all up in your face without the need for glasses like Brad Majors (ASSH🤓LE!!)? Warning: the first 69 rows will get wet 💧🔫 — smile

#MidnightMovie #RHPS #RockyHorror #TheBackRow #NYC #Manhattan #NewYork #CultMovie

Why pay extra for 4DX when you can go to the @QuadCinema on July 27 and see #TheRockyHorrorPictureShow 🧟‍♂️ with a live shadowcast by @DoubleFeatureNYC all up in your face without the need for glasses like Brad Majors (ASSH🤓LE!!)? Warning: the first 69 rows will get wet 💧🔫 — smile

#MidnightMovie #RHPS #RockyHorror #TheBackRow #NYC #Manhattan #NewYork #CultMovie

From L-R: moderator Tayler Montague, filmmaker Bridgett M. Davis, co-star Renée Cox discuss the film #NakedActs at a post screening Q&A on June 6 at @FilmForumNYC — smile
#indietheater #film #localtalent #NYC #blackfilm #womensfilm #independentfilm #cinema #blackfilmarchive #rediscovered #bodyimage #femalesexuality #blackandsexy @KinoLorber @milestone_films #restoration #rerelease

From L-R: moderator Tayler Montague, filmmaker Bridgett M. Davis, co-star Renée Cox discuss the film #NakedActs at a post screening Q&A on June 6 at @FilmForumNYC — smile
#indietheater #film #localtalent #NYC #blackfilm #womensfilm #independentfilm #cinema #blackfilmarchive #rediscovered #bodyimage #femalesexuality #blackandsexy @KinoLorber @milestone_films #restoration #rerelease

Wow! Instagram actually suggested someone decent to follow. They usually suggest indecent people to me — smile

Wow! Instagram actually suggested someone decent to follow. They usually suggest indecent people to me — smile

Won’t be able to make it to @IFCcenter for #TheApple tonight, but I’ll be there in spirit!
I took this video on October 15, 2023 at the Lincoln Square #IMAX as I was going into #TheErasTourMovie.
Yup, #MenahemGolan predicted #TaylorSwift.
I yelled, “Do the #BIM!” but I was drowned out by the swifties — smile
#CatherineMaryStewart #midnightmovie #NYC #indietheater @renaissanceboynyc @the_deuce_nyc

Won’t be able to make it to @IFCcenter for #TheApple tonight, but I’ll be there in spirit!
I took this video on October 15, 2023 at the Lincoln Square #IMAX as I was going into #TheErasTourMovie.
Yup, #MenahemGolan predicted #TaylorSwift.
I yelled, “Do the #BIM!” but I was drowned out by the swifties — smile
#CatherineMaryStewart #midnightmovie #NYC #indietheater @renaissanceboynyc @the_deuce_nyc

Getting ready to do the #BIM @IFCcenter! Thanks for the t-shirt Joe! — smile seeing #TheApple #midnightmovie #NYC #indietheater

Getting ready to do the #BIM @IFCcenter! Thanks for the t-shirt Joe! — smile seeing #TheApple #midnightmovie #NYC #indietheater

Attending the #NewYork premiere of #Puddysticks, the closing night film of The Lower East Side Film Festival — smile
#LESFF2024 #NYC #Manhattan #filmfestival #LES #lowereastside #model #streetstyle #latino #taino #actor

Attending the #NewYork premiere of #Puddysticks, the closing night film of The Lower East Side Film Festival — smile
#LESFF2024 #NYC #Manhattan #filmfestival #LES #lowereastside #model #streetstyle #latino #taino #actor

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